What a treat! These are for you Wub Tub Readers only!
In budget saving costs, TPTB decide to use three sets: Sonny’s livingroom, the docks and Mercy Hospital Lobby. Infact, Sam sets up her PI agency right on the Alcove on the stairs of the docks, with the gelato cart next to her.
Matt Hunter goes on a murderous rampage killing three unknown extras, Rebecca and Mercedes. Come to find out he was in Iraq and suffered from PSD.
PSD, not to be confused with PPD, which is now sent Robin to work at a strip joint in Ithaca, NY.
Ethan meets Sonny. This will take place in 2012, after he’s picked the pocket of every other PC resident -one a month, until he happens upon Sonny.
Spinelli finally gets a clue on how to make real money and he and Win start a cyber-porn site, starring? Sam McCall.
Monica, Edward, Mike…what? Did you think there were spoilers for them?
Turns out Ric isn’t really Sonny’s brother after all. He leaves town, and we’ve just watched years of things that didn’t make any difference what. so. ever.
Claudia donates her kidney and part of a lung to Johnny, because, he’s her BROTHER…and she LOVES him. Sonny sees an opportunity for a giant tax break.
Jerry Jacks isn’t really Jerry Jacks, his face was altered by Helena. It’s Faison.
Maxie finally loses it, hits Lulu over the head with a frying pan and drags her out to the boat launch. Lulu is missing for the next 3 years.
Tracy hires Jill of “The Real Housewives of NYC” to put some curtains up on the docks because it looks so shabby.
Guest band (on the docks?) The Jonas Brothers…no wait, it’s the CARTER brothers. My bad.
Bernie runs for Mayor.
Elizabeth repaints Scrubs house, does laundry and decides to move in full time. After all, what else does she have to do?
Lucky feels neglected by Luke and turns back to pills. His supplier? Olivia, who is really the Drug Lord of New York State and runs every mob family (except for the “Five”). She’s been trying to take over Sonny’s territory from the beginning. SHE hired Jerry and Ian Devlin. Olivia is secretly married to: AJ Q, who’s been controlling everything since 2007.
Crimson is such a flop, they fire their 3 employees and Kate moves back to the big city.
The grand Hospital re-opening happens! What they’ve done? Taken down the words “Mercy Hospital” in the lobby and put up “General Hospital”. Let the party begin.
Please, feel free to comment! It’s going to be a wonderful next few years, people!
OMG….BREAKING NEWS ONLY TO WUBS! Look who’s playing SORA’d KRISTINA!! WUBSNET
And, btw…a giant 
on Fool’s Day! If Guza really COULD get that ‘actress’ to play Kristina, I bet he’d be one happy camper. LOL.
My favorite….
Lucky feels neglected by Luke and turns back to pills. His supplier? Olivia, who is really the Drug Lord of New York State and runs every mob family (except for the “Five”). She’s been trying to take over Sonny’s territory from the beginning. SHE hired Jerry and Ian Devlin. Olivia is secretly married to: AJ Q, who’s been controlling everything since 2007.
If only this could happen:
Maxie finally loses it, hits Lulu over the head with a frying pan and drags her out to the boat launch. Lulu is missing for the next 3 years.
But my fave is the same as cyndi.
Is this for real? I’m a podcast listener but first time visitor to this wub tub blog. you had me at first but then – off the deep end this stuff went.
is this all some sort of joke? seriously… is it?
Good April’s Fool Blog, Karen. My favorites are in the “fake” spoilers, AJ is Oliva’s hubby and they want to run PC and put Sonny out of the “biz”.
Good one on the Ali Lohan playing Kristina on GH, that was an excellent Aprils Fool joke, still laughing on that one. Karen, you pulled out all the stop for today. Thanks for the many laughs.
Karen – too funny!!!! You are awesome – you should be writing for GH
Sarah…think what day this is. And Wubs DID start out as a parody site!!!!!!!!!
welcome to the blog. (real stuff is down below in other posts!)
someone needs to feed the Ali Lohan info to Perez Hilton. You know he’d put it up! LOL
OMG I am at work by LMAO!!! So funny, you are the best I swear you just nail exactly what I am thinking. You made my day!!!
Karen, I love your April Fools Day scoops every year, even when I’m not watching the show. They never fail to make me laugh!
That was SO funny. Maxie hitting Lulu over the head, best storyline ever. Off topic, Perezhilton.com just reported Guiding Light is officically cancelled. Guza should be fired before GH is next.
Wish it were true…if Lulu is gone maybe Elizabeth can stay. Since it’s rumored Becky is going to recurring.
According to Soap Opera Digest/Soap Opera Weekly’s website. Guiding Light has officially been cancelled. If Frons doesn’t replace Guza soon, the end of GH will arrive very soon.
best post ever. and if only these storylines were true! then i wouldnt fast foward so much hahahahahaha
You REALLY SHOULD put in a application at ABC for NEW head writer at G.H!!!!
Ha ha! I literally screamed … that would completely ruin that character!
Poor sonny and alexis.
I am completely devastated over the cancellation of GL!!! My very first soap opera that I watched with my grandmother in the summers. I remember Evie and Ben, Rita and all her men. GL was my grandmother’s favorite soap. She also got me started on ATWT back in the day.
Hubby said to read it because it was Aprils Fools Day, which I knew about. It is so true.
Man, what a day, no foolin’. Have a MAD Migraine, GL is cancelled, hubby is addicted to my show, CSI:NY (driving me crazzzzy with all the questions, only if he would watch the show!!!), kids were out of control at work, and to top it off my very Favorite Coach purse has scratches and worn areas around it!!! What a major drag!!!
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