What a treat! These are for you Wub Tub Readers only!
In budget saving costs, TPTB decide to use three sets: Sonny’s livingroom, the docks and Mercy Hospital Lobby. Infact, Sam sets up her PI agency right on the Alcove on the stairs of the docks, with the gelato cart next to her.
Matt Hunter goes on a murderous rampage killing three unknown extras, Rebecca and Mercedes. Come to find out he was in Iraq and suffered from PSD.
PSD, not to be confused with PPD, which is now sent Robin to work at a strip joint in Ithaca, NY.
Ethan meets Sonny. This will take place in 2012, after he’s picked the pocket of every other PC resident -one a month, until he happens upon Sonny.
Spinelli finally gets a clue on how to make real money and he and Win start a cyber-porn site, starring? Sam McCall.
Monica, Edward, Mike…what? Did you think there were spoilers for them?
Turns out Ric isn’t really Sonny’s brother after all. He leaves town, and we’ve just watched years of things that didn’t make any difference what. so. ever.
Claudia donates her kidney and part of a lung to Johnny, because, he’s her BROTHER…and she LOVES him. Sonny sees an opportunity for a giant tax break.
Jerry Jacks isn’t really Jerry Jacks, his face was altered by Helena. It’s Faison.
Maxie finally loses it, hits Lulu over the head with a frying pan and drags her out to the boat launch. Lulu is missing for the next 3 years.
Tracy hires Jill of “The Real Housewives of NYC” to put some curtains up on the docks because it looks so shabby.
Guest band (on the docks?) The Jonas Brothers…no wait, it’s the CARTER brothers. My bad.
Bernie runs for Mayor.
Elizabeth repaints Scrubs house, does laundry and decides to move in full time. After all, what else does she have to do?
Lucky feels neglected by Luke and turns back to pills. His supplier? Olivia, who is really the Drug Lord of New York State and runs every mob family (except for the “Five”). She’s been trying to take over Sonny’s territory from the beginning. SHE hired Jerry and Ian Devlin. Olivia is secretly married to: AJ Q, who’s been controlling everything since 2007.
Crimson is such a flop, they fire their 3 employees and Kate moves back to the big city.
The grand Hospital re-opening happens! What they’ve done? Taken down the words “Mercy Hospital” in the lobby and put up “General Hospital”. Let the party begin.
Please, feel free to comment! It’s going to be a wonderful next few years, people!
OMG….BREAKING NEWS ONLY TO WUBS! Look who’s playing SORA’d KRISTINA!! WUBSNET
And, btw…a giant 😉 on Fool’s Day! If Guza really COULD get that ‘actress’ to play Kristina, I bet he’d be one happy camper. LOL.